Larry AU where Louis and Harry are just like Posh and Becks. Louis plays soccer and Harry goes to fashion shows oh wait
#no but I need a movie star AU #and harry is a regular dude #they meet in a store on melrose #louis wrinkles his nose at harrys bandana #and asks him if he’s planning on buying new boots #and harry looks down with general concern saying whats wrong with my boots? #louis doesn’t want to be charmed by this silly hipster but he wants to know more #so he says why don’t I take you to lunch and tell you there #and harry says but aren’t you like famous? #louis says yah so is that going to be a problem? #and harry just laughs and says I guess not #louis shakes his head and smirks at him and says #you look really hot in those jeans #have you ever been blown in a swanky restaurant in beverly hills harry? #harry almost chokes#sputtering out a no #well you’re about to and louis just smiles to himself pulling the door open for him (via)
i did i bad thing
i drink from a water bottle like im sucking a big juicy dick and then place my microphone between my legs and caress it slowly pretending it’s my penis to provoke my other homosexual band mate
im straight tho
What is this? Behind the ring? What is it?
im in the middle of making a photoset and then this happens
can you be anymore obvious
I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
my favorite post of 2013
The ship lyric in Strong literally only makes sense if you know about their tattoos I’m laughing out my internal organs.
I mean how is it even tinhatting when
My hands your hands, tied up
like two ships
Drifting weightless, waves try to break it
I’d do anything to save it
I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS TILL NOW
PRESS PLAY PRESS PLAY PRESS PLAY PRESS PLAY NEVER EVER DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT NOT PRESSING PLAY
WHY WAS THIS NOT DONE EARLIER!?
i hate all of you
PRESS PLAY OMG
I couldn’t not reblog this
this always makes me sad :((((((
This was on a wall of fame for drinking 15 shots in a row. I found it in a bar in Saigon.